Question 1.) Who is your Daddy and what does he do? (okay, obviously this question is just a refrence to Kindergarten Cop, so if you choose not to answer this question, I won't hold it against you, however a funny answer could help your cause.)
Question 2.) Who are you? I don't mean like what is your name, but why do I know you? If I don't know you, why should I know you? If I shouldn't know you, then why should you be on my show? If you shouldn't be on my show, then why the hell are you doing this? If you aren't doing this, then I suppose you can't answer.
Question 3.) What would you like to discuss for 1/2 hour on my show?
Question 4.) Are you afraid to make a fool of yourself? (if you answer yes to this question, I don't think you are cut out for the camera, or life in general, but, maybe doing this show will help you get over that fear.)
Question 5.) Will you buy me a meal after the taping, cause I'll probably be hungry.
Question 6.) If you could be any animal, what animal would you be and why?
Question 7.) I don't have a question 7. I just want to let you know that you will have to sign a waiver to let me use the footage recorded on the internet.
Question 8.) Are you okay with the statement stated in Question 7 even though it's not a question?
Question 9.) Do you know the way to San Jose? La la lala lala lala lala.
Question 10.) Where can I reach you to let you know if and when I would like to have you as a guest?