I wish there was a holiday that everyone could celebrate together. The only necessity to partake in the celebration is that you are alive. Actually, forget all that and let the zombies and ghosts party too. You don't need to be a Christian or a Jew or Muslim or anything. It will have nothing to do with faith and religion. It will have nothing to do with the time of year. No violence shall be committed that day. No intention to hurt the feelings of another will be allowed. No moping around the house cause your cat just died. Just celebrating just because you exist. I will declare this holiday be observed on June 18th of every year. Why June 18th? I have no idea. It's just a day, like any other day, that people should be allowed to be happy. And I declare that the following day, June 19th, should be observed as recovery day. That will be the day you are allowed to be lazy and not shower and be a couch potato, to sleep till noon and nurse your hangover, to eat whatever your heart desires and not worry about fat and calories (however, I do advise those that need to be on special diets, such as diabetics, stick to those diets so as to not die.) This is what I declare. But wait, I have not yet come up with a name for this holiday. That's where you, the reader, come in. I have a feeling that Gurrty may be the only one that reads this and will answer, but if anyone else does read this from time to time, I ask that you please throw an idea out there for a name and spread the word of the holiday to help make it known by all. Thank you for your time and now I declare it bedtime. That's not religiously, nationally, or seasonally affiliated either. Woo Hoo!